rolandchangsuperpositiveasian:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Tags: dear lord

lifesustainingmeasures:

I wonder how long it will take in the future for the truth about that 30% of Republicans who refuse to have anything to do with President Obama. When will one of their children or a former staff member come out and admit that, yes it’s true they refused to do it foremost because he was Black (half black but still too black for them). Because any other reason at this point SIX YEARS into it is utter bullshit.

(Source: hermionegranger)

ohlivyuhuxtable:

i didn’t make this at work. oh wait, i SUPER DID.

ohlivyuhuxtable:

i didn’t make this at work. oh wait, i SUPER DID.

(via fuckyeahparksandrec)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via californiakindofgirl)

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

These otters are just excited to see you. 

YES.

(via jumpingjokerswild)

peacelovecajun:

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

this is still so funny to me

(via jumpingjokerswild)

flamma-spei:

theludicrousrival:

car-one-responding:

service-with-humility:

originalslimjim:

service-with-humility:

chooligan:

The Pt jumped out in front of our ambulance almost getting run over. Then said he didn’t feel good. This is what we saw… Yeh, he didn’t feel good…
Nance

Hoooly shit

What’s the 233 number? Bpm?

Yeah dude, and the bottom is the BP

Whut.

It’s like his heart is doing the goddamn Cotton Eye Joe

Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from YOU BETTER NOT CODE

flamma-spei:

theludicrousrival:

car-one-responding:

service-with-humility:

originalslimjim:

service-with-humility:

chooligan:

The Pt jumped out in front of our ambulance almost getting run over. Then said he didn’t feel good. This is what we saw… Yeh, he didn’t feel good…

Nance

Hoooly shit

What’s the 233 number? Bpm?

Yeah dude, and the bottom is the BP

Whut.

It’s like his heart is doing the goddamn Cotton Eye Joe

Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from YOU BETTER NOT CODE

(via jumpingjokerswild)

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

(via paramedicwannabe)

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

(Source: lavagoth, via paramedicwannabe)